H – “Hello?”
W – “Honey, it is me. Are you at the club?”
H – “Yes.”
W – “Great! I am at the shopping mall two blocks from wherever you are. I just observed a attractive mink coat. It is absolutely beautiful!! Can I purchase it?”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Only $1,500.00.”
H – “Well, Okay, go forward and get it, if you like it that much…”
W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and observed the 2001 models. I saw a single I actually liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a truly great price…and due to the fact we want to trade the BMW that we bought very last year…”
H-“What value did he estimate you?”
W – “Only $60,000…
H – “OK, but for that price tag, I want it with all the alternatives.”
W – “Great! But ahead of we dangle up, one thing else…”
H – “What?”
W – “It may search like a good deal, but I was reconciling your financial institution account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this early morning and observed the residence we had looked at past 12 months. It’s on sale!!
Recall? The just one with a pool, English Back garden, an acre of park location, beachfront home.”
H – “How considerably are they inquiring?”
W – “Only $450,000 – a spectacular price…and I see that we have that a great deal in the financial institution to cover…”
H – “Well, then go ahead and invest in it, but just bid $420,000. Okay?”
W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I really like you!!!”
H – “Bye…I adore u too…”
The guy hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all people present:
“Does any person know who this cellphone belongs to?”
